What-What?! Week of July 27th

I really don't have much to talk about this week.  The week was eaten up by looking for jobs, taking care of children, and sadly, not working.  As an apology, I give you a gif of chickens attempting to eat a laser:

...I miss having chickens.

Odd Jobs Seen on the Craigslist

I have been spending a rather large amount of time staring at job listings.  Most of the time, it's pretty mundane stuff, but sometimes there are special ones, like this opening for a severed head trimmer: (click for larger)

...and this opening for a matchmaking assistant:

In the future, I'm going to save and post more of these oddities as I find them.

That's it for this week.  Next week, there will be more.